About this Event

Bennington Slipdale, III, is ridiculously overqualified and pathetically underskilled. And his name makes him sound like he’s an heir to a sausage fortune. In actuality he’s a penniless weiner of a man. Bennington struggles to survive a job that entails delivering mountains of boxes at a staggering pace. But if he’s slow, his tech skills are glacial. Bennington has too much pride to quit, but not to worry – that false pride shouldn’t stand in the way of him getting canned. It’s the heart of COVID and Bennington is considered an “essential worker.” But, he’s not very “essential,” and nobodies ever called him a “worker.” Alas, our poor Bennington, he is not the heir to a fortune as his name implies. He would have been much more successful, and happier, as a Walmart greeter.